Short jokes

Short jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?

Because their car ran out of RHYME.

Bender

What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.

Mom

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

Mom

What does your mom say when she is working?

Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Kobe Bryant

You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.

Rapper

What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?

"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a plumber?

Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!

Tool

I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.

Newspaper

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to school?

To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!

Face

If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he knew how to mix up some beats!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?

To drop some LEAD.

Train

Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?

Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH