Short jokes
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Louie's parents tried this.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
Ethan Rice
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
Why did the man fall off his bike?
Because someone threw a refrigerator at him.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
T-Series.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.