Short jokes
T-Series.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Mimi. Mimi who? Mimi’s got cancer.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I am mis-steak.
What did one cat say to the other? Happy "meow"!
What is a bus driver that does not work? A useless one!
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Yo momma is so hungry that she ate your peanuts!
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Because he stole first base.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!