Short jokes
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What does your mom say when she is working?
Nothing, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
You can find perfectly cooked Kobe in a Japanese restaurant, but you can only find burnt Kobe in Calabasas.
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK!"
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
If BlessedBrian were any more two-faced, he’d be a Rubik’s Cube.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH