I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Short Jokes
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
You know you're fucked when the speed bump screams.
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
How many hookers fit in a Cadillac?
About 4 in the trunk if you stack 'em right.
How many innocent succulents have been brutally killed by people trying to cure their depression?
I'm all panic and no disco.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What's the difference between school and Hell?
There is no difference.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
