Short jokes
Rapist: Rape doesn't hurt anybody.
Victim: (Implied response indicating the rapist is wrong)
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What did the make-a-wish kid say when the Avengers turn up without Tony Stark?
"We are in the endgame now!"
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
Somebody shouts "Fire!"
Man 1: Get the children out!
Man 2: F*** the children!
Man 3: We don't have time!
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
A gay rapist saves a female rape victim, then rapes the rapist.
I watch gay porn.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Where did my rabbit go?
*crunch*
Your nan is gay.
Your reflection.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.