Oil and Dead Babies

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, smarty pants. This joke is funny because it says to use oil and dead babies to make fire. Babies are not things to make fire with, dummy. This is dark and morbid.

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