How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
The Finger Conundrum (or Not!)
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen, Villian, you ain't the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya? The joke plays on the ambiguity of the word 'holding'. Like, you expect someone to actually be holding up fingers, but nah, the trickster says they ain't holdin' any.