Short jokes
What do you do when your sister asks you “Why are you sad?”
Reply back with “Because you were born.”
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
Do you like fish sticks?
If you do, you're a gay fish.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
Why does Sally have no friends? Because she is obese.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
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What’s the difference between a penis and a golf ball?
A penis always goes in the hole.
T-Series.
What's the definition of disappointment?
Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
There was this intern that worked at an orphanage, and she burnt it down. Luckily, she doesn't have to tell her parents.
You guys have very baaaaaaa-d puns!
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public. I said maybe.