Short jokes
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Logan Paul.
Sup?
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.