Short jokes
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Where do you go when food dies?
A fooderal.
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.
How many Lowe’s could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowe’s?
Puzzle
Why do we name hurricanes?
To keep an eye on them.
Someone asked me if I was a good sleeper. I told them I'm so good that I can do it with my eyes closed.
What does a doctor do to make you better?
Helium.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
What language do they speak in the middle of the earth?
CORE-ean
When the emo kid looks at you and says, "Fuck you," run!
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Your mom is so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
What’s weaker than a daffodil? Mundy’s ankles.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"