Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
Short Jokes
When a rocketship went into space, seven astronauts went into space. That's why it's called NASA.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a flower?
One is beautiful.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
What a magic trick, it's so bad!
Too bad, chick.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Yo momma's armpits stink so bad she made Right Guard turn to left.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.
Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.
Pretend you are an old man who is 77 years old and there are 7 doors, which door should you pick?
The seventh door.
Jeff crosses the US border.
The second he crosses into the USA, a guy comes up with a gun.
Jeff: "That's what I was expecting."
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
