Short jokes
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Si, papi?
When you were born, your mom said you were out of bounds, so you went flying out of the hospital.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
What can fly underwater?
A mosquito in a submarine.
Why did Sally stare out the window for 24 hours straight?
Sally's used to being blind!
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
The moment when you're too depressed to fantasize about death--it's so tiring.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!