Short jokes
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
What is BK but gay?
Bgay.
What do you call a priest who became a singer?
Michael Jackson.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
Ukraine.
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
Yeah man, you watch Pornhub, and you have premium too, but at least I don't need Premium to see your mom in bed.