Short jokes
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Why were the baker's hands brown?
Because he was kneading a poop.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
"Butter, butter, and butter, please, please bring me butter."
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
It looks like your dad is not the only one missing.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
Kiwi loves men.