Short jokes

What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.

Once I read a book about glue.

I couldn't put it down.

I wanted to take a bath, but decided to leave it where it is.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.

What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?

Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.

What time would it be if Godzilla came to school? Time to run!

What's it like to have the best daughter in the world? You'll have to ask grandma!

Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!

Silence is golden. Unless you have kids, then silence is suspicious.

What stresses a baby strawberry out?

When its mom is in a jam.

Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.

Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?

Because a SANSET is happening.

Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.