Short jokes
Ethan Rice
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?
Louie's parents tried this.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.
"Spell ICUP."
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Did you hear about the book about gravity? I couldn’t put it down.
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mind—you shouldn't spread them.
What's the difference between a dump truck of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't own a Ferrari.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
I don't know why my blind kid is crying, but I think it could be the tacks I put on the couch.
Why do kids with cancer hate their birthday?
They don't know if they'll be alive to see it.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.