Short jokes
Down syndrome people are like dogs.
Prove me wrong.
What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"😂
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
What do you call Link when he is hurt?
A link to the cast.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
What did the man say to the girl?
You just milked a cow.
What college do cows go to?
The Mooniversity.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
Anyone know how to get an A on the "An Inspector Calls" section of the GCSE paper?