Short jokes
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
How do rappers greet each other?
With a high five and a mic drop!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To drop some FLOW-TIDE!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What's a rapper's favorite instrument?
The MIC-DROPHONE!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my closet confidant!"
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the bass too hard!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
What did Tupac's homies smoke? His ashes.
It would've been too tacky to take a shot in his memory.