Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Short Jokes
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
What do you call a white man farting? "British Gas."
Timmy: Stupid motherfucker.
Jimmy: Wow, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
Timmy: *starts crying*
Jimmy: Ah fuck, I did it again.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Nobody:
JFK: :) Hi guys!
JFK's killer: Ayo look at this shit, I just hit a clip.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
The guy called up to the orphanage, then he asked, "Where are the kids' faces?"
Then another guy said, "Sorry, there's no homepage."
Maggot.
Are you free tomorrow?
No, I’m expensive, sorry. 💵💸
Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Why does fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.
My friend said, "Where is the trash?" I said, "Look in the mirror, there is the trash."
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Put a kid in a wheelchair in the Twin Towers. Damn, I love Hot Wheels!
