Short jokes
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What do you call James, James?
This is an a-maze-ing joke!
Stephen Hawking listens to the song "I Am Still Standing" and cries to himself.
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
You really can't call Stalin bad, just think about the kids that depression.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.