Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.
Short Jokes
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."
My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).
She wasn't joking. :0
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What’s a kind midget’s favorite type of joke? Short and sweet.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Why [doesn't] Hollywood make a good movie about holocausts?
Because it's so hard to skin Jewish characters.
Why did my parents walk to the other side?
...Why?
Hitler is a national hero, he killed Hitler... Oh wait.
Once I threw the ball at a wheelchair kid. Now we are playing Rocket League! :D
You're so poor that homeless people feel sorry for you.
