Short jokes
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
POV: When the orphan kid goes to church and they have to swear on something.
The kid: "I swear on my... friends. Oh wait, I don't have any."
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Old members come back, weโre bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Yo mama so dumb, when the doctor told her she had coronavirus, she bought a new laptop.
I told my fam a joke.
They all looked at me weird and one person even said, "Iโm sorry!"
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their โPartners in Crimeโ?
Like we get it, bro, sheโs underage.
Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.
1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store, and they didn't let her leave.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
Why does Ezra Millerโs Flash run in a straight line in The Flash movie? Bro ainโt straight.
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Obese is the N-word for fat people.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.