Short jokes
Teacher: What do you want when you grow up?
That depressed kid in class: Dead.
Why are orphans' funerals so small?
They have no loved ones.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What's the most difficult thing about being a pediatric surgeon?
Keeping the scalpel steady while masturbating.
John, I like your cut, G.
What's an orphan's favorite battle zone? The home front.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
My friend that used to be married was making jokes about me being short. Then I told him, "Your marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal."
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
What is the perfect job for a pedophile?
A physical doctor for kids.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
Si, papi?
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
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Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...