Short jokes
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
What do you call a broken chicken?
A broken chicken.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
2+2=7
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
What's the difference between a chicken and me? None, they both don't watch right and left before crossing the road.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
What does Christian say when he wants out of jail?
"Bale me out!"
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
Your mama is so stupid that when she heard drinks were on the house, she grabbed a ladder.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
[God creating the parrot] OK, HOW ABOUT A TYE-DYE CHICKEN THAT SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU?
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D