Short jokes
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
I'm in school shooting. #USA
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
B b b b bird bird bird, the bird banged your mom!
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Player 138 eliminated...
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...