Short jokes
Logan Paul.
Sup?
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
If there are 12 fish and 6 drown, how many are left?
12, because fish don't drown.
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind man to become a king.
I mean, I don't see why not.
What comes to visit more often than your aunt? Your acne.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
"Hi, this is Stephanie. I was a little bit of a walk."
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Stinky Steve.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!
What has 4 legs, then 3 legs, then 2 legs, then 1 leg, then no legs?
A baby you cut one off each time.