Short jokes
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Why are there gates on a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get inside. Lol
Toby Fox.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The w.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Why does my mum eat carrots?
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.