Short jokes
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
The Americans.
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Help me...
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.