Short jokes
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
A retarded kid sees a murderer chopping up his latest victim with a saw. The retarded kid yells, "Seesaw!" because he sees a saw.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
You're so ugly not even your mom thinks you're beautiful.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!