What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
Short Jokes
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
My favorite website.
My parents came back from their vacation in Florida, and all I got is this lousy nursemaid from Miami named mammie.
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Your fay.
Well, you're the thing that sunk the Titanic.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What did the no head man say?
"Haha!"
You know we straight with doin' your mom.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
Dams are dam strange.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.
I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.
