Short jokes
"Korn Kob Kyle??? You know what this means!"
yikes...
#PlugWalk
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
Where did Susie go after the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
What did Steven Hawking say?
Nothing.
No, no, no, no. Spot the intruder.
There's no one.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.
A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"
He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"
What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?
"Use the horse!"
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Sup?
Us: haha penis.
Korea: That sounds like a park name.
Once I ate a table... it was food consuming.
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
The king took a shit on the craps table at the casino.
What dog can’t see a dog that’s blind?
What do you call James, James?
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
What's a bull's favorite body part?
An eye-BULL!
What do you call a bunch of llamas?
Alpaca llama.