Short jokes

Short jokes

Balance

One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.

Boy

A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"

He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"

Jockey

What did a jockey's manager say to him before the race?

"Use the horse!"

Adoption

Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.

Corner

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.

Aisle

A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"