Short jokes
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Jenga.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."