Short jokes
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What did the racist Catholic priest say?
"Martin Luther? Not my king!"
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
You like bread toasted? That means you're roasted.
Jenga.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?
Because they don't know what a home is.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.