Short jokes

Short jokes

Bacon

Smoking will kill you.

Bacon will kill you.

But, smoking bacon will cure it!

Pilot

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

Priest

What did the racist Catholic priest say?

"Martin Luther? Not my king!"

Gay

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.

Orphan

Why do the orphans fuck in their cars?

Because they don't know what a home is.

Woman

What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.

Feather

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

Band

Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."

Feminist

How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?

Just take out his brain and there you go!

Date

Why is 4/20 such an epic date?

Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)

Idiot

It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.