I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Short Jokes
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Help me...
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
I bOi jug go CMC?
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
