Short jokes
Pop a choccy milk!
A duck walks into a bar and buys everyone a round. He tells the bartender, “Put it on my bill.”
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MUSICAL NOTE?
G major.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What were the last words of your grandma in 2020?
"Oh, I think I forgot my mask!"
What do you call a bunch of Black people in the river?
A black current...
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
What do you call a midget stripper?
A pocket pussy.