Short jokes
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?
A woman walks into a bar and says, "Ow!"
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
trolololololloollllol
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
What do you call an abo with a shotgun?
Sir.
Why does a very tall man allow dwarfs to take turns to suck his balls?
Because he is nuts about them!
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
My dick is longer than your life.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
Aiden's the best, in any contest, and no matter what, he'll kick your butt!
Your mom is so ugly Biden likes her.
What is the definition of Endless Love?
Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.