Short jokes
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Tell someone to spell "Icup."
Answer: It will say, "I see you pee!"
I cry when you leave the room. They're tears of joy because you have an ugly hairline.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
This joke is so funny, I'll bet you greened (grinned).
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Canada United States Mexico
C U M
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."