Short jokes
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Getting ready for gangbang.
Misogyny? More like misogelbow.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
What is wrong with orphans' phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.