What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
Stapled Babies
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. So, you got a bunch of trees, right? Now, think about it: if you staple one baby to ten different trees, that means that poor little baby is super screwed. Now, if you have 10 babies on one tree they are all gonna get saved at once and one tree dies. Duh!