Short jokes
Someone kills an emotionally weak person by hard words and bullying.
No one will suspect the killer was anyone who took part.
Why does Trump "not" wear glasses? Because he's got 20/20 vision!
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
"Rape is funny until it's your little sister or daughter getting raped."
Want to hear a joke?
Ohio State football.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
Why did my wife leave me?
I wish I knew.
Paki curry is shit.
What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.
Best friend: Dude, your sister is hot, I'd hit that.
Me: Already did. SWEET HOME ALABAMA
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
Society
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
*Enter password*
"ScoobyDoo"
"Password must contain special character."
"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What does LMAO mean?
Launching missiles at orphanage.
Please write your comment.
But do not use words like monkey, donkey, loser, etc.
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
The "P" in Batman stands for parents.
Yo mama so stupid, she told the police a kid raped her.