So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
Short Jokes
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
I don't think jokes are very funny.
Looks like he got stuck in a sticky situation.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Stinky Steve.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Pass around the roses, their casket full of hoses, crash it, watch it, the water! OH SHIT IT'S GONNA BLOW!
