Short jokes
Why did Leah throw the butter out of the window? To see a butterfly!
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
What do tomatoes 🍅 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
Campbell.
Why did the carrots laugh?
They saw Mrs. Green Pea over the fence.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
I like fire trucks and monster trucks.
These jokes are all crap.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
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What do you call your sister who only has one leg?
Ei-lean.
What's the difference between a gun and chips? When you bring it to class, everyone starts wanting to be your friend.
What's the hardest part about sex with a Thai girl?
Her, probably.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
Why did the suicidal person cross the road? He was waiting for a car.