Short jokes
What is the name of the bear capital?
Koala Lumpur.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
Depressed people are lame because they are just lame, no reason.
How do you make a plumber cry?
Break his pipes...
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
1 + 1 = window.
Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?
If Bruno Mars was to run a pub and sell chocolate bars other than alcoholic drinks, then he'd have to call his pub a Mars Bar!
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
"I think Hannibal Lecter is soooo sexy... I'd like him to eat me!"
What do you call a whiteboard that is dirty?
A dirty whiteboard.
Always practice safe sex: paint an X on the sheep that kick.
I am Wayde, I like ranga balls, please cum in my ass.
How can you tell the difference between a Christian priest and a zit?
One waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.