Short jokes
This kid yelled "Jenga" when we were watching a 9/11 documentary.
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
"Gotta number one victory royale."
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
Yo mama so stupid... she stared at an orange juice carton because it said, "CONCENTRATE!"
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
In the Bible, it says Jesus died for our sins, but he came back to life, so what did he sacrifice?
Was it a weekend to wash away our sins?
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted, the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM.
A couple enters a Chinese restaurant and takes their seats.
The waiter asks, "想吃什么 (Xiang Chi Shen Ma)?"
The wife responds, "吃鸡巴 (Chi Ji Ba)!"
Why can't a dodo fly? Cus it suicided when it saw you will be born soon.