Short jokes
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Yo momma so stupid, she wrote this joke!
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
Yo mama so stupid, she used a fork to save the milk from the cereal.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
*Coughs roughly* Oh my God, it hurts so much. I can't see. It burns! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! Help!!! *Weakly*
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
A book went to the doctor’s office and said: “Doctor, doctor, I’ve got thesaurus throat ever.”
L bozos fell like my grandma on the stairs.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
What do you call a Barbie doll that’s wearing scrubs?
A plastic surgeon. 😷
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."