Short jokes
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
A hand is always sad when it sees a dick is going inside.
What's something the same about a depressed kid and a hanger? They both like to hang.
Why can’t organs have a family bag of chips?
Because they have no family to share it with.
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili dog.
What is the plural of goose? Geese.
What is the plural of foot? Feet.
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ain't meese!
Gutted rn... the girl I loved hard just got in a relationship. She liked me too so I missed the chance. Idk if she still does... man...
Me: I just shot an orphan.
Mate: You can’t do that!
Me: What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?