Short jokes
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
My teacher is a rapist.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
I am Cummer.
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
Me.
You know Sally? She's dead now.
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!