Short jokes
Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
What number is better than 69?
88 'cause you get ate twice.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
I cummed on the alley.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
Men.
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.