Short jokes
Why do orphans have 363 days on the calendar? Because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day!
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
I caught my wife having s*x with another guy.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why do a woman like to have sex with the lights off?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
What do you call a PokƩmon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
How do you keep a blind kid entertained?
You take him to a stadium crowd, then give him a bat and tell him to hit the piƱata.
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: āHaha heās so embarrassed that he doesnāt speak anymore...what an idiot!ā
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. š¤£
What is the difference between a white octopus and a white squid?
A white octopus isn't in the KKK!
Why was Jesus Christ cut from the hockey team?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
If you're reading this, then good, let's stop this hating on this site! We can just get along, or if not, then don't say anything at all! "Kiss."
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now Iām gender fluid... great...
Why do ghosts go to bars?
For the boos!
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.