Short jokes

Short Jokes

It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!

I don't know why Trump has orange skin but has white around his eyes. So does that mean he is some fucking dog?

What does the ocean do to its friends?

It waves.

(*Sorry I wasn't making any jokes for a while, I was getting sick of this thing.*)

Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he gets a hole in one.