Short jokes
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II.
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.
When you’re hunting at a forest resort and you shoot a deer, but then you remember that there are no deer at the forest resort.
What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
"Bye bye guys, I'mma leave this shithole, but look at my post in the community tab."
[Link]
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
Why are theaters popular among cows?
They enjoy watching moovies.
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂