Short jokes
These jokes are all crap.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Do you know the best thing about killing a hooker?
Not only do you get your money back, but the second hour is free.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
Why did Kamala Harris visit the library?
To check out some “law” books and maybe return a few skeletons.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What is an example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?
A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Q: Why didn't Jeffery Dahmer eat comedians?
A: He thought they tasted funny.
How did the villagers identify the masked rapist?
He was the only one in the village who believed the victim.
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.