Who does Adolph Hitler call in an emergency?
Nein, nein, nein!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Who is Stephen Hawking?
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
I ran out of bras, so I wore...
My grandma's underpants!
What is a "dad?"
How do pedophiles get kids to suck their d**k?
They spray paint it like candy 🍬.