Short jokes
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?
Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT
Like if I'm fine-ish.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.
I am curious how many likes this will get.
LIKE IT!!!!!
Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.