Short jokes
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
I usually hang up Halloween decorations,
but this year I'm gonna be the decoration.
When I'm cutting my grass, want to know what it reminds me of? My arms and legs.
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
Don’t you just wanna hang around, like Chester?
1: My grandpa died last year.
2: What kind of cancer?
1: He was hit by a bus! It's called bus cancer.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick:
"I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's" 🤣
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What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?
Flinn Taylor.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
My nan's gayyyyyy.
Josh Dalton once ate his shoulder.
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
What's the difference between Andy and acne?
Acne waited until Adam could talk before coming on his face.
How ISS greets their friend.
"You the BOMB!"
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
What do you call a blind author?
A Braille writer.