Short jokes
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Look at me again,
It will be the end of you.
How many babies does it take to make dinner?
Three to four; there's not a lot of meat on them.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
Why was Aaron's mum sad? The bus missed Aaron.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I'm out of bullets, got a magazine?"
Guy: That's probably because you're single.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
I used to have a friend who worked at a car shop who liked hunting.
I’m not friends with him anymore because he turned my dog into a car-pet.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
If you wanna hit somebody, hit an orphan, what are they gonna do... tell their parents?
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
U geiy haha lol.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
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