He told me that he was in a wheelchair, and I asked, "Oh, wheely?"
Short Jokes
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
"SpaStics on aplastic. Add me on ps4 SpaZZagaZZa54."
The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand?
A ham sandwich.
What's the only punch that can knock out a 21 year old?
A Sandy Hook.
Are guys scared of the word "Choppiness"?
Because it is literally saying "chop-penis."
A man broke into Stevie Wonder's house and threatened to kill his wife.
He just turned a blind eye.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Lol, I switched out my friend's leukemia medication for mercury.
Like and comment if you get it!
Why did Timmy fall down the stairs?
Because he fell off his wheelchair.
Why don't wheelchairs have pedals, so when their arms get tired, they can keep going with their feet?
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rabid cow.
Rabid cow who?
Hold on, I need to get my gun....
What do you call a swearing piece of shit?
Cus-turd.
I am having a shit and there[sic] nothing else to read.
