Short jokes
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
The homophobes writing these jokes.
Kill yourself!
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.