Short jokes
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?
"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."
Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
Guess how I'm getting laid tonight?
"I'm stronger than you."
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Why is time important? To not be late.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.