Short jokes

Short jokes

Difference

What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?

A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.

Orphan

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

Pootin

"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"

"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"

Cake

Anong tawag sa cake na may ubo?

Edi cough cake! NYHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAKAJAHA LT TLGA BOSIT

Puzzle

I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

Skinny

You're so skinny you never gain weight. You're so skinny you're a thin stick.

Pound

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

Black Hole

Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?

Orphan

An orphan and a homeless man get into a fight, so he yells in a mirror.

Mama

Yo mama is so stupid, she took her dog to the vet because she thought he had a tube of lipstick stuck between his legs.