No more toilet paper jokes, please.
Short Jokes
What did the cancer patient get for Valentine's Day? Candy wigs.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
Jack and Jill went up the hill for drunkin' wild sex.
Jack went by Jill to get a lick, and watched Jill get off on a stick.
What do you call a drunken Muslim?
Mohammered.
Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms!
The only time rape jokes are funny is never.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Knock, knock.
*takes out penis*
Who is there?
Butthole 😎
No such thing as peados.... it’s all nonce-sense!
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Deez nutz!
What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
Yo mama's teeth are so crooked, they have a British accent.
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
