Short jokes
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
Hitler walked so Kim can run.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Why do pills work?
Because they are white.
Geology rocks!
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Have you heard the joke about the sheep, drum, and snake?
"Baa" "dumm" "tsss"
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Swallow cum, not gum.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!