Short jokes
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
Hillary for president.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
Biden
Religion... That is all.