Short jokes
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Why is time important? To not be late.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.
Knock, knock!
"Is that daddy?"
No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
Add me on Discord! @ moon💕#9999
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!