Short jokes
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Have you heard of bees? They're bee-utiful!
Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?
The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
Lol.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
What is the difference between a tree house for dinner, and dinner with you today after school?
Hi, this is John's Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce!