Short jokes
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
I'ma tell these to my adopted sister.
Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
Women: Can I have your number?
Jesus: No.
Women: Why? Are you scared?
Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why didn't Neptune marry Saturn?
Because he knew he wasn't hot!
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?
Up your ass.
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
Did you know nine of ten dentists recommend oral sex?
What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?
De-feeted (Defeated)
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
9/11