The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Short Jokes
Why did 1 break the door open? Because 2, 3, 4.
How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
How did the orphan survive birth?
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A kid with hallucinations and cancer is on a Jeopardy game show.
"What's behind curtain #1... YOU HAVE WON..... CANCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
Loud Korea noise.
Q: What did the butt say to the face?
A: It farted!
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
I see that you start work at 9am, but your hairline starts at 9:15am.
All of us.
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Kenya believe it?
A man enters the bank and says, "Hi, I'm robbing you!" The man was arrested instantly.
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What happened when the 400+ women ate a slice of cake?
She died the next weekend.
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
