Short jokes
What's thick, long, hard, and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
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Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
Why did the skeleton have no friends?
He was a boner!
Heheheh!
Ah, see ya soon kiddo.
I'm going on break.
I'll give you some fried snow later!
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
"Jack and Jill run up the hill to have sex but in a text a sibling sayed I’m on a hill sleeping with a mex. foursome peace love and biches."
What's an Asian orphan's surname? No Pham.
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.