Short jokes

Short jokes

WiFi

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Dog

Why is the dog having KFC? Because the dog has no friends.

Mum

Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

Phone

Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.

Wife

I just wanted to write something random.

And now my wife is dead.

Jesus

Women: Can I have your number?

Jesus: No.

Women: Why? Are you scared?

Jesus: No. Just when you wanna talk, just pray.

Wheelchair

If the teacher tells you to stand up if you're not gay and there's that one kid in the wheelchair.

Ass

If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?

Up your ass.

Foot

What do you call a foot that got beaten at everything?

De-feeted (Defeated)

Pizza

What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?

Two large planes.

Orphan

Why do orphans have dry cereal?

Because they're still waiting on the milk.

Knot

Why couldn't Bob hang himself?

Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)