Short jokes
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
What did the basketball say to the Frisbee... "No balls."
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo.
Kid: Why?
Dad: I clean up animal s*** at the zoo.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.
Santa Claus walks up to three little girls and says, "Ho, ho, ho!"
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
I didn’t know if she was anorexic or not, so I tossed her an onion ring to see if she would eat it or use it as a hula hoop.
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.