Short jokes
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
Lol.
“Did you show him the pictures of our cats?”
“Yes.”
“Did you hang ‘em?”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
O shit, my mom's home! Honey, get the f*** out of my house!
What do you call a hot Mac Book Pro?
A Mac Daddy Pro.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
I was about to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!
I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!
My grandma always loved to craft clothing. She dyed last week.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
How did the air beat me at chess? It did that thing, haha!
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
What's Adam's biggest fear?
Andy with a belt.
What do you call a blonde?
A piss-head.