Short jokes
This is a lot like anal sex.
You always miss 100% of the shots if you don't take it.
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
I am Cummer.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Me.
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
You know Sally? She's dead now.
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
The homophobes writing these jokes.
Kill yourself!