Short jokes
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
What is a rat's favorite dessert?
A chocolate mousse cake.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
We can nip March Madness in the bud, but only if we detect the warning signs of brooding, anti-social February Fever.
Amanda Bynes is a lush blond who has quickly become a blond lush.
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
What do you get if you cross a zebra and a donkey?
Zeedonk.
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
Have they tried switching him off and on again?
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
What's a delinquent mitten's favorite sport?
Badminton.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Cameron and Pav.
Confucius say, "Man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew."