Short jokes
Kian. Legit, Kian is a joke.
Life's like a dick. Women make it hard for no reason.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
Me: punching a kid.
My FBI agent: You're adopted.
Are you a race car?
Cuz I’m tryna fuck.
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
What do you call a person with a hole in their shoe?
A Christian.
What is always moving but we never see it walk?
Time! Hahahaha!
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What should we want?
Racecars.
When should we want them?
NEOWWWWWWWWWWWM!
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
Imagine there’s a funny joke here. Imagine it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you’re schizophrenic.
Why couldn't Bob hang himself?
Because he had no arms to tie a knot. :'-)
If you steal a lottery ticket, is it considered Grand Theft Lotto?
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
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What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts lolololol hahahahah.