Short jokes
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
I would post a joke, but maybe it's too deadpan.
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Did you hear the story about the eel? It was shocking! 😂😂😂😂😂
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
What's funnier than 24? 25!
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
What is a gay man's favorite hobby?
Cockfighting.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Perrie.
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
Joe Momma so fat when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, holy crap!"
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.