Short jokes

What do you call an emo dating another emo?

The suicide duo.

Hi, this is not a joke. Please like, or I will be verrrrrrry sad! -_-

What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?

"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"

Why did the fastest cat get kicked out of school?

He was a cheetah.

Why did the boy get a koala? He had the koalafications.

Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?

Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀

If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?

Because he was between 9 11.

Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.

People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.

What do you call a green boner? The Grinch.

Knock, knock!

"Is that daddy?"

No, but I'm about to be, so get on your knees!

Cancer is so easy to beat. I'm already at stage four!

Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.

and found that in all the videos his father is...

I gave up hope and I liked it!!

I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})

What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)

Yo mama is so smelly that whenever she steps outside, she pollutes the air!

I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.

Sixteen Sodium particles walk into a bar, followed by Batman.

How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself?

"Hey y'all, I'm Diane."