How did Technoblade actually die?
He got stabbed!
Short Jokes
Like if I'm fine-ish.
Whenever my artist girlfriend is sad, I let her draw things on my body.
I gave her a shoulder to crayon.
Why do orphans not know how to spell?
Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
God's consciousness: Art.
God's unconsciousness: Christianity.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Kiwi's forehead is so big when he leaves to go to work he has to use a sunroof to drive. 😏
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "Hey, is the bartender here?"
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
I think my dad is too black because whenever he goes to bed and closes his eyes, he disappears. 🤣
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
What can happen if you bring a hooker into a stranger's house? He will ask you, "Really, are you nuts?"
Your PP is small, just like my will to live.
