Short jokes

Short jokes

Predator

Michael Jackson

What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.

Prey

What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?

Let us prey.

Seatbelt

Seatbelt

What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?

A seatbelt.

Rape

It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.

Fruit

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Line

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*

Chocolate

My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.

Fan

What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)

Alcohol

What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?

They are not for kids.

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