Short jokes
What show would have made Michael Jackson a superstar for television? To Catch a Predator, for obvious reasons.
What did the priest say when he walked into an elementary school?
Let us prey.
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
My stepsister is a big titty goth. Should I tap that?
What gets long when you put it, slides into holes, and likes to squeeze between boobs?
A seatbelt.
How do you fit 100 rape victims inside a Mini Cooper?
In the ashtray.
It’s too bad G won’t be able to follow in Kobe’s footsteps and rape a hotel employee but not serve one minute in jail.
Dwarf Shortage.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
A Ba-na-na-na! (To the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
My mom gave me a box of chocolates, and she said life is like a box of chocolates, but then it kind of tastes like dog shit.
These are meannnnn.
What is Mr. Incredible's biggest fan now called? Down Syndrome :)
I met a man named Jebidiah on Xbox Live.
What did the poo say to the fart:
You blow me away!
What is black and white?
Probably Mexican history.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.