My teacher is a rapist.
Short Jokes
What did the first rape victim say to the second rape victim?
"You are a consequence of rape!"
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? It was stuck in a crack.
Me: What do you call a group of retards?
Friend: Down town?
Me: Nope, target practice.
Why do cheetahs have spots?
Chickenpox!
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
Why did Sally run into a tree?
She is blind.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
Kill yourself!
I am Cummer.
You know Sally? She's dead now.
Why did the kid who was blind, in jail, need light to see? He didn't, he needed to braille his way out.
Don't make Iran jokes. My mom died by a rocket launcher. She was the best sharp shooter in the Iranian army.
Why didn't the squirrel want to go swimming? Because he didn't want to get his nuts wet!
Chinese takeout $15.00, gas to get there $1.50. Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes... rice-less!
I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"
What present can a pimp always buy his hoes to both show how much he thinks of them and know they can never get enough of?
Condoms!
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
