Short jokes
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
A bear walked into the bar and said, "Can I have a cola and a...whisky?" The bartender says, "What's with the big paws?"
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster.
—Shane Richie, British actor
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Your life, that's all.
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards?
DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why did the lady go to the dealership? Because she was going to get Hereford.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.