Short jokes
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that makes your eyes water.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Rearrange the furniture.
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
What animal has more lives than a cat?
A frog. It croaks every night.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
Most of the jokes are trash.
I went to the store, and yeah...
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Why was the new gamer mad when they were playing Overwatch?
Because gamer girl WAS ALREADY TRACER.
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
You're so ugly!
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
...
Why did the man sit on his porch and bark at the postman when he came?
Because his dog had a sore throat!
Life is a bitch, and people make it worse.
This thing that I'm in ("am") is a forsaken curse (beta).
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?