Short jokes
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
What happens when you throw an underage boy between two Catholic priests?
They fight and... You know the rest.
How do you suck a dick?
Stick it down your throat like Nicholas does with Dennis.
Doin' ya mom oh yeah oh yeah, doin' doin' ya mom!
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
Why do I call my priest daddy?
Because he raped my mom when she was 13. She's 27 now.
What's black, white, and "read" all over?
A zebra after a lion is full.
What do you call a cow with three legs?
My ex.
Why is a nun called a nun?
'Cause they ain't supposed to get none ;)
What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
The Nazis.
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
What did one nut say to the other nut?
A: "Candice deez nuts fit in my mouth."
Why do Catholic priests suck on the cock of a young boy in his parish?
Because it tastes like a Vienna sausage.
Did you hear about the new Pixar movie? It's about cancer patients. It's called "Finding Kemo."
What do you call the Christian version of Donald Trump? Holy shit!