Short jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she went up the elevator, the World Trade Center collapsed.
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
Your hairline is so far back, it was in a different time zone on a flight with you.
What's common between a feminist and a knife?
They both stay in the kitchen.
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What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
What do you call an American house?
A gun safe.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only 2 13-year-olds went down on Kobe's helicopter.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
What's the #1 rule of kidnapping prevention?
Don't get carried away!
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
What do you call a person in America that is not a retard?
A foreign exchange student.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.