What is Stephen Hawking's favorite type of basketball?
Dribble.
Short Jokes
What's the difference between putting a baby and a pizza in an oven?
The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.
What's thick and has ice in it when you take it out of a blender?
A baby smoothie.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
What’s the most common name for cancer patients?
Luke (leukemia)
The homophobes writing these jokes.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
What did the guy with two hands say to the guy with one hand?
"Hi-five!"
Add me on Discord! @ moon💕#9999
Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!
You've heard of anal sex.
You've heard of oral sex.
You've heard of genital sex.
But have you ever heard of NASAL SEX?
To All The Naruto Fans:
Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
What did the blind man say to his dog after eating dinner?
"Just ate a tasty steak!"
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
Yo forehead is so big it couldn't even fit in the United States.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
Roll your eyes back, you might find a brain back there.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
What’s the coolest thing about having a 12 year old friend...
You get to meet Chris Hansen!
