Short jokes
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
Which is better looking, girls or women?
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
What screams I’m insecure?
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Why didn't Trump help someone who can't walk?
He thinks she should stand up for herself.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."
Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' noses.
Does it cycle now? 🚲
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Mirrors can’t talk; it’s sad that they can’t laugh at you!
My grandpa's last words before he died in Vietnam were, "What the fuck did I step on?"