Short jokes
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
Please help me... I’m being held captive by Carl Wheezer.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
"Give me 5 cents and I’ll grant you a wish."
Ok.
"Thank you, what is your wish?"
I wish for my 5 cents back.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
I did a good job of being home from school.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.