It's a RUF life in Africa.
Short Jokes
You calling me gay, but the pole is straighter than you.
Whenever the hungry cannibal performs amputations, he says,
"Thank you for your donation!"
Hillary for president.
I named my dog Chicken.
I love eating chicken.
Your mum is so fat, when she sat in a monster truck, it turned into a lowrider.
You know what the yin and yang looked like before Martin Luther King Jr.?
There was none, it was all white!
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
Why did people bully Steven Hawking?
Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Whoever invented school, I hope you burn in hell.
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
What was the last thing on the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
...
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Their knees.
*Ba dum tss*
Do you wanna hear a Gay Joke...
Butt fuck it.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Why did the cowboy die with his boots on??
He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked da bucket 😂🤣👌🏻👌🏻.. knee slapper
You're so fat that you have to live on Pluto so you don't destroy any of the planets.
Them: "You're ugly."
Me: "No, as ugly as your extra chromosome."
