Short jokes
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
What’s the LGBTQ national anthem?
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow" by Harold Arlen.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What’s one thing Obama proved during his presidency?
No matter how far a brotha gets in life, he’s still going to have the cops on his back.
Who is the most horny and fat ass god?
Kim Jung Un.
Why do disabled people not like comedians?
Because they do stand up.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Your mamma is so dumb, she went to the dentist to get Bluetooth.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!