Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.
Short Jokes
Why are orphans always sad?
Because their parents aren't there to cheer them up.
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
If you kill someone, that's murder.
If you kill a family member, that's still murder.
If you kill a child, that's "child abuse."
I cummed on the alley.
I saw a dwarf and said, "He costs 2 elixir!"
He called the cops.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
Men.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What type of shirt do kangaroos wear? Jumpsuits.
If you don't like racist people, isn't that discrimination?
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.
I’m literally scratching my itchy balls right now.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
