Short jokes
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.