Short jokes
What do you call a disabled kid's sweat?
VEGETABLE OIL!
What's the difference between me and my mate...
I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?
Friend: No?
Person: Exactly.
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
My girlfriend used to give the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
I like my wine like my women:
16 and in my basement.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.