Short jokes
How is your cereal? Oh, wait.
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
A true God would be godless himself.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?