Short jokes
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Last time I got caught stealing a calendar, I got 12 months.
What's worse than finding one dead baby in a bin? Finding one dead baby in five bins.
Lawrence in maths ;)
You: What you doing?
I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math, hahahahaha!
How's it going @#$!
What was the first man made out of? Adams! (Atoms)
Did you hear about the Mormons?
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
PORNHUB
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.