Short jokes

Short jokes

Dad

What's the difference between me and my mate...

I left my dad, while hers left with their friend Cancer.

Church

How do you know you’re at a gay church?

Half the congregation is kneeling.

General

The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.

Church

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

Jew

What does a Jew expecting guests say?

"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"

Jesus

I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.

Chick

Person: Did you hear about the black chick on the front of the bus?

Friend: No?

Person: Exactly.

Hairline

Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.

Doll

What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?

They blow themselves up.

Yo mama

What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?

Yo mama can be found on Google maps.

Sense

They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate hide and seek?

Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.

Supermarket

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.