Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Short Jokes
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died?
There was a mix up, and he was dropped at PC World instead of A&E!
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
Why did Steven Hawking go to hell?
Because there is a stairway to heaven.
If it is called a forehead, what happened to the five-head, six-head, and seven-head?
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
What's white as snow within 15-25 mins after death and then black and blue and red all over?
A corpse, of course!
Why was going through JFK's head when he was getting assassinated? A bullet.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
Biden
Get a fucking life, you horny bastards!
What is the best type of snake?
A dead one.
Religion... That is all.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
I can tell why the Founding Fathers adopted the Constitution, because nobody likes it.
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
