Short jokes
Nah, North Korea got inspired by the fatman nuke that he also became a fatman with nukes.
I got written up on "Take Your Daughter To Work Day." Apparently, it only applies to daughters who are alive.
What’s the hardest part about being a PEDO?
Fitting in.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Yo mama so fat that she was the float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade with Kermit the Frog!
Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Make him read a book.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What do you call two AI systems that are in love with each other? Member of chat LGBT.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?