Short jokes

Short jokes

Nut

Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!

(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)

Teeth

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

Girl

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.

Pee

This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).

Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”

Size

You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.

Finger

When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...

Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.

Uncle Joe

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

Math

Guess what, everybody? I'm dumb in math. I'm dumb and stupid at math.

Orphanage

Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.

Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.

Kidnapper: ...

Soccer

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.

Feminist

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?

At least gorillas don't abort their own.

Plane

Who crashed the plane?

1. Abu Faram? - terrorist

2. The little kid Joseph?

3. The passed out pilot?

Or Jamal?