What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that emos are so depressing and off-putting that nobody would ever wanna bang 'em, so their personality is their birth control. It's funny because emos are known for being emotional and dramatic, and it's kinda mean to make fun of them for it, but hey, that's humor for ya. Also, you are probably a millennial, since you are so sensitive.