Short jokes

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.

Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?

Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.

Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.

Q: What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?

A: The abortion clinic doesn't deliver.

The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.

What is the true meaning of Christmas?

Stealing presents from orphans - a quote by Technoblade.

My hemorrhoids are so bad, I’ve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.

Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.

What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer... no stage 5.

I gave a blind person a gun and said it was a hair dryer.

These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?

You know why women wear tampons?

So the crabs could bungee jump!

Kobe couldn’t clutch up with the rift to go.

I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD

You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.

What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.

Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.