Short jokes
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
What do you call two black lads in gold?
A Twix.
What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?
Have a blood transfusion.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.
People are still scratching their heads over it.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
McDonald's called back and they said they want their logo back.
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