I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Short Jokes
Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you? No charge!"
Johny Sin's son checked his father's folder of p*rn in his laptop.
and found that in all the videos his father is...
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
Why is time important? To not be late.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
What do a 14 year old and the fetus inside her both think?
"Man, my mom's going to kill me!"
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
Site nearly as dead as my trim.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
I bet most of these mfs are white or not Mexican, lmao. Y'all really going at it with these jokes 😐
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
