Short jokes
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Who's Lil John?
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
U die from robot bite.
What is a monkey's favorite game? A Hangman!
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Don't say "stay positive" to the wrong doctor.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Why were the students jealous of the orphan?
He never had any homework!
(I'm going to hell for this)
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
Why did Elsa's dog run away?
Because she let it go!
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.