Short jokes
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Do you know 6+3?
Other person: Nine.
Nein is no in German.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
I need a new butt. This one has a hole in it.
Knock knock. Who's there? Dees. Dees who? Dees nuts!
(Or dees nuts in yo mouth!)
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Your momma so fat when she jumped the world collapsed.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
Uhhhh...
Your mom is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner!
One day I was passing a blind man and I gave him a gun and told him it was a blow dryer.
Next day I went for another walk and saw his grave.
What do you call a funny chicken?
A comedi-hen!
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.
Look at my name and you'll see the joke (read it out loud).
Why couldn't the NASA astronaut enter his rocket to leave Earth?
There wasn't enough space to fly it.