Short jokes
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What was the most useful tool in the 17th century?
Slaves.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
What is the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can actually call home.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis. Her mom said, "You should have asked me last night. It was at the tip of my tongue."
Why is the number 10 always scared?
Answer: He’s in the middle of 9/11.
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