Short jokes
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
If you have emo grass and don't pay attention to it, it will cut itself.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Yo forehead so big it receives more than the Pacific Ocean!
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
Your forehead is so big, it makes Kanye's ego look small.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.