Short jokes
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
When Helen Keller drives a car, people call her Asian.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
Make him read a book.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.
"You need to cease, all those fat cuz u obese."
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Daddy, where's my anus?