My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Short Jokes
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
All of them.
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. š
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
69.
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and thatās saying something.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
I think we should change Alzheimerās disease to Joe Biden disease.
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
Whatās the best thing about Switzerland?
I donāt know, flags big plus.
Hear about the guy who dipped his nuts in glitter?
Pretty nuts!
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
