Short jokes
If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
If R. Kelly was a therapist:
14 year old: I hate my life.
R. Kelly: I feel you.
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
I hate when people make 9/11 jokes, I'm just blown away.
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
The picture gets hung with one nail, not two.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!