Short jokes
I picked up a document, and I started to feel cold.
I looked down at the document, and it read "DRAFT."
We asked our teacher many times for an atlas, and he said, "At last, you can have one!"
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Why are cops worried about drunk drivers and not elderly drivers?
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
Trump cut funding for Sesame Street.
I think he's jealous that the characters on Sesame Street can count to 10.
What did a man say to his boy?
You are my son.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Why do all of Oliver Anthony's songs sound like "shit"?
Answer: Because he sucks!
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
The general proofreading Hitler's speeches was the original Grammar Nazi.
What does a Jew expecting guests say?
"Oy, vey, are they here yet?"
What the fluff happened to this website?
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Rip Juice WRLD.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.