Short jokes
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Why do they call it abortion? Because they aborted the mission.
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
Why can't a homeless person win a baseball game?
They can't find home plate.
What screams I’m insecure?
I thought happiness started with an “H.” Why does my happiness start with “U”?
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
Why was the duck fired from the train station?
He was a bad conducktor!
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts "Uno, dos..." and leaves no trace.
I don't know, my friend did it.