Short jokes
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
It's punny.
Nobody knows how bad you smell.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
"What's 9 + 10?"
"21" (lol XD)
Also:
"My name Jeff" (Roar XD)
One more thing:
Ninja has ligma.
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
What day should you drink water?
Thursday, Thirstday!
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
People's music when friends are around: *rock*
When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"
Kid: Dad, what's an orphan?
Dad:
What is similar between a ton of kids and some boxes?
Both of those are commonly found in basements.
What part in the body does an adult not need but actually needs to live?
A KIDNey!
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
What do Karens do when they have free time?
They do KARENoke and sing a Karen song.
What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.