Short jokes
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
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Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
I'm hungry.
What do you call a cow in a moving van?
A: A mooving cow.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
She’s so therapeutic.
When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!