Short jokes
Dad: No, Timmy, you don't have to worry, there is no monster sleeping under your bed, it sleeps every night in the bed next to me.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Big mummy milkers...
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
What do you call a legless table? Nothing.
Me. I am the joke.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
You're so fat that when you were born, the nurse mistook you for the father.