Short jokes
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
"Hey, you! Why are you so serious?"
What do you call a funny drink?
Punch!
kapteyn = captain
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
I'm not sure how I'm going to get to Heaven.
God had not built a ramp yet... or an escalator.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
High school students are also more interesting to see, but they are you on your way. Just kidding! 🤣
You're so ugly!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.
Dad: Why did Jimmy fall off his bicycle?
Son: Why?
Dad: Because somebody threw a washing machine at him.
Guess what's "tiiiimmeeeee ABDE?"
....yes, it is "long time no see."
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
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Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
What card is the slowest and slimiest?
Ace-nail.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.