Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Short Jokes
What is a woman doing with an empty sheet?
Reading her rights!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla?
At least gorillas don't abort their own.
How do you call a Goth with feelings?
Emomotional.
Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?
Aha!
What did God say to the black person?
"Oops, I burned one."😳
Not racist, just funny.
Why doesn't Iran have any Walmarts?
Because they have a Target at every corner.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Why do eight-year-old girls wear panties with flowers on?
In loving memory of all the faces that were buried in there.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
If you are what you eat, then I’m black.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
