Short jokes
When they walk in and you're fucking... everyone at the morgue.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Who's Lil John?
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
"Never going to give you up." That's not what the orphan's parents said.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
"Balls in Jack, Jack has balls in his mouth."
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Which is better looking, girls or women?