Short jokes
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
I once asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said, "NaBrO."
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long sleeves.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
An alien goes to Area 51, but I wonder why he doesn't go to your house?
Emo t-shirt:
"EXISTENCE IS FUTILE."
An orphan died. No one cared, why? Who is supposed to spread the word? His parents.
How does Moses make his tea?
He Brews!!!
Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
What separates snowmen from snow-women?
Snow balls.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.