Short jokes
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Q: I'm a famous athlete and I've got a lot of fans.
A: Is that why I never see you sweat?
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Why was sis afraid of seven?
Cuz 7 ate 9.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Ready when you are, KK.
A: Why did the orphan not come to school today?
B: Because today we had a parent meetup.
Eshay.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Where do polar bears keep their money?
In a snowbank!
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
iykyk
What's the definition of a bastard?
Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!
So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
So funny hahaha this is why I don't have friends :(
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”