Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Short Jokes
Me: Roasts my annoying cousin.
Everyone at the barbecue...
What would be the most heartbreaking scene in a dementia film? I forgor 💀.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Yo mama so fat they faked COVID-19 just to put a mask on her.
Morbius was awesome, and the Batman sucked.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
You know why women wear tampons?
So the crabs could bungee jump!
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
What is the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
Yo hairline be doing the cha-cha slide.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
You're so ugly when your mom dropped you off at school, she got a fine for littering.
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
