Short jokes
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What is a disabled person's favorite type of comedy? Sit-down comedy!
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.
Why is Delta jealous?
Because Omicron took the final kill.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!