Short jokes
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
I did a good job of being home from school.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
All real chemists know that alcohol is always a solution.
I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
Nothing lasts long these days!
As Confucius says, "Hare today, gone tomorrow!"
Why did the football coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
Zozo went to the store and walked out with nothing, why?
Zozo the hobo is a hobo, remember? He doesn’t have any money.
Why was the fart on Kickstarter? He just needed some gas.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Why can't blondes write comments on the jokes on this site?
Because they don't know what 2 X 4 is.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
What is 50 Cent's least favorite store?
The dollar store.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"