Short jokes
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
What do you call an Indian lesbian? Minge-eater.
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
How do you know if your wife is dead?
Sex is the same, but the dishes keep piling up.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
One time, a cow saved my life.
It was bovine intervention.
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, come on, they are not even funny!
Nice cock, bitch.
There is this boy in my year; he is in a wheelchair, so I kicked a football at him and pushed him, and then I shouted, "Rocket League!"