A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Short Jokes
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?
They have no way home.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
"Spider-Man: No Way Home," know why he’s an orphan now?
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
I have a secret crush on your momma.
