Short jokes
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
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What do you call someone with a rubber toe?
Roberto.
What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?
"Cheetah, cheetah!"
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.
You're really sexy 😉
Finish the sentence.
Salt and Vi.....
Trump said: "Let's make America great again."
Translation by Democrats:
"Let's fake America again."
I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I'll let you know.
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?
2001/9/11.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."
I have no legs.
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!
Papa: Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Papa: Open wide.
Johnny: HAHAHA.
Papa: *unzips pants*
Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE