Short jokes
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
Why did they make bus stops? So the bus driver would know where to pick the orphan up.
Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
"Squid Game" doll be like: "Gugu la gu, your mom, my balls!"
Name one person who would take an orphan?
Michael Jackson, so they can play all night.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
My neighbor is in the Guinness World Records.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me.
A stone’s throw away, in fact.
POV them: What's one move to get a man motivated in bed?
Her: All you gotta give is that hawk tuah and spit on that thang, you get me?