Short jokes
When I was recently standing in front of a huge puddle with my buddy, I remembered how he tricked me a week ago. So I tricked him...
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You're so flat we can play chess on your chest!
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought Voldemort was ugly, then I saw you.
If a mentally challenged person shows up late,
Is it ok to call him tardy?
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What's the difference between a casino and a church?
You actually mean it when you pray at a casino.
I will never forget the moment when my father saw me masturbating. He said, "Son, what are you doing? I'm on a video conference - get out of my office!"
Imagine if a ninja got a low taper fade.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
Explain bear still lives in his mother's basement.
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
What did the young Taliban member say to the old Taliban member?
"Okay, Boomer."
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.