What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Short Jokes
The Statue of Liberty is French; she ain't even American. Deport that bitch!
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
When you turn 100, you get a letter from the Queen. When you turn 16, you get a DM from Prince Andrew.
Big mummy milkers...
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Life is karma... because I was born, God gifted me with social awkwardness, sh*t athletic skills, and stupidity.
Patient: Where are you taking me, doctor?
Doctor: The morgue.
Patient: Hang on! I'm not dead yet!
Doctor: And we're not there yet!
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
