Short jokes
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
How to stop bullying?
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
I quit my job at the bank today. I lost interest.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
What did the shoes say to the pants?
"SUP, BRITCHES!"
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock, but he put Miguel Roberts as the name.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Where did the one legged lady work?
IHOP
What was the incontinent farmer's greatest problem? He managed his carrot patch but couldn't control his peas!
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man. He had an affair with Alexa.
Did you hear about the blonde that worked at the Dollar Store?
She called for a price check.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
What does 1nan + 1nan = 2 smelly fucking dusty dumb fuck nans?