Short jokes
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Why do mountains get so big?
They have no natural predators.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
Yesterday, a 5-year-old dyslexic boy almost saved his mother from drowning, but he kept dialing 119...
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
Why aren’t Indian Pakistanis allowed in the World Cup of baseball?
Every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Saying balls go into pussy.
Have you heard about the new Russian STD? Rottsmikokov.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup?
The wheelchair.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.
What is the reason for why women never look to the right?
Because they don't have any rights.
How did Voldemort lose his nose?
From uncontrolled Gold Mining!
Koalas are awesome!
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!