Short jokes
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
Papa: Johnny, Johnny.
Johnny: Yes, Papa?
Papa: Open wide.
Johnny: HAHAHA.
Papa: *unzips pants*
Johnny: *crying* No, Papa!
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
It's not my fault my cousin's hot ;) YEE YEE
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
The Nazis.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Sexy boy mmmmmmmmm yummyyyyyy!
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