Short jokes
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
How are women like swimming pools?
They cost a great deal of money to maintain considering the time you spend inside.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space?
Mars bars.
What is the shortest month of the year?
May, it only has 3 letters!
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
- Sometimes I feel like killing myself...
- But?
- ...
o o a a.
Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...
Why does the Avon lady walk funny?
Because her lipstick!
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me later!"
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.
There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels!"