Flashbang jokes
How do you start a rave?
Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...
They were shaking in excitement!
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.