Flashbang jokes

How do you start a rave?

Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.

I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...

They were shaking in excitement!

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.

How do you make epileptic kids dance?

Throw a flash bang in their room.

Commander: "Fire a warning shot."

Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."

Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."

Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*

Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"