Flashbang jokes

How do you start a rave?

Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.

How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?

Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.

I throw a flashbang in a room full of epileptics...

They were shaking in excitement!

How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

Due to the rising cost of ammunition, there will be no warning shots.