Monument

Monument jokes

Difference

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

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  • Breast

    Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

    Bone

    Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.

    Difference

    What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂

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    Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.

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