Monument jokes

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.

The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.

We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.

Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

His face was chiseled in a mountain.

I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂

Are you a gravestone?

Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.