What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Monument Jokes
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
