Monument jokes
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
I would build you a monument so that you would finally come up with clever thoughts.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is literally just a scoreboard.
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Community talk
Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.
This so-called 'kin… Read more