Monument jokes
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and The Statue Of Liberty? The Statue of Liberty stands for something! 😂
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
Community talk
Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.
This so-called 'kin… Read more