Short jokes
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
On the fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides.
That day is called "April Fool's."
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
My name is what orphans can never have.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Your forehead is like my dad.
Non-existent.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
Are you a bullet? Because you go straight through my head.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.