Short jokes
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
Yes.
OMG, I had a really good hand joke, but I just couldn't put my finger on it.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Write a different joke of onions and a dead baby.
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
What is the name of a show for kids?
Barney.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
What happens when two pieces of bread from the same loaf have sex?
They become in-bread.
Imagine there's a funny joke here... imagined it? Great! Now check yourself into an insane asylum because you're schizophrenic.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!
I'd tell a Luigi joke, but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.
What does 9 and 36 add up to?
A life in prison.
Nickelback.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.
What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? Magic!
People can say whatever they want about pedophiles. At least they are pursuing their dreams.
In a white van.