Short jokes
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
You are quite [something].
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Year 10 English.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Save the plants, eat a vegan.
If there's a lieutenant, shouldn't there be a righttenant too? 🤔
What did the 12-year-old boy say to the priest?
Nothing, because his mouth was full.
There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!
There were four people who went to land... only three returned... Why?
They left someone for memories!