Short jokes

So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...

What is the opposite of salt water?

Pepper water.

If you fuck your sister in front of a redneck, are you appropriating their culture?

Do you know the shortest joke about Titanic?

*Splash!*

What do you call someone with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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What did the cheetah tell the other cheetah when they had a test?

"Cheetah, cheetah!"

Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.

Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.

Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.

You're really sexy 😉

I saw a midget prisoner climbing down a ladder the other day and I thought, huh, that's a little con-descending.

I have no legs.

Finish the sentence.

Salt and Vi.....

"Ho, ho, ho, what do you want for Christmas, little boy? Longer than two months to live."

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

Trump said: "Let's make America great again."

Translation by Democrats:

"Let's fake America again."

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

2001/9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a shit? I wanna know how it got the car started!