Fat women can't walk, but on 9/11, they ran.
Short Jokes
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
