Short jokes
Red sky at night, shepherd's delight.
Blue sky at night, day.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Why can orphans go to Thacker Jewelry?
They love to see the whole family.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What hairstyle do horses like best while reading a story?
Pony-tails.
Why couldn't the twins never do anything right?
Because they were triplets!
You know how to draw a horse? If not, look in a mirror and draw what you see.
Son: Mom, can I tell you something?
Mom: Yes, of course, honey, what's up?
Son: Ok, you have terrible jokes! They're not even funny!
Mom: Well, I made you.
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
I can cry, but I don't have eyes. I can fly, but I don't have wings. Who am I?
A cloud.
Murueurx.
Q: If cats have cat babies, dogs have dog babies, and tigers have tiger babies, what do fish have?
A: Eggs.
Why don't chickens and sheep get along?
Because they have beef between them.