Short jokes
What did one casket say to the other casket?
"Is that you coughin'?"
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
I'll give you 20 dollars if you let me cum in you.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field?
Everywhere.
All I can see when I pass Saturn is Uranus because it's so big.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
What is an emo's most hated game? Hangman.
Because it's rubbing it in their face that they can't hang themselves.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
What are the four letters you don't want to hear from a dentist?
I C D K
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
Curry hits 3s, and Kobe hit 3 trees.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
It would be fun, they said...
It was unsinkable, they said...
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.