Short jokes
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
You can say what you want about deaf people...
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
My wife was run over.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
I'll never forget my grandma's last words, "What are you doing in here with that hammer?"
What do you call a man with no legs?
Neil (kneel)
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
Sandstorm.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
What's the difference between a fish and a car?
You can tune a car... but you can't TUNA fish! x3
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.