Short jokes
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree?
'Cause she always dropped them.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
School. School is a slavery joke and a Nazi joke combined.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
"and i oop"
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
What's the best way to find the Twin Towers?
Bucket.
The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Octopus.
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
What did one tampon say to the other tampon?
Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches!