When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Short Jokes
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
So Mungus.
Q: What kinda bees give milk?
A: Boobees.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Bully: Have you ever heard of a brain?
Stupid kid: No.
Bully: You should go get one!
Stupid kid: Wwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
