Shih-Tzu Jokes

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.

"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."

So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.

I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.

Yeah, it was a shih tzu.

I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.

Yeah, it was a shih tzu!

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.

I went to the zoo the other day and it only had one dog... yeah, it was a shih tzu.

Let’s try and make this joke the most liked and commented on this website. (Ps, you may need to say it out loud to get it.)

I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.