Shih-Tzu Jokes

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

LITTLE JOHHNY WALKS INTO LIVING ROOM AND ASKING HIS PARENTS MOM DAD WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSSBREED A BULLDOG AND SHITZU. THE MOTHER AND FATHER SHRUGS AND SAYS WE HAV NO IDEA JOHNNY WHAT DO U GET AND LITTLE JOHHNY REPLIES YOU GET A BULLSHIT

I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.

yeah it was a shlt-zhu