A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
What do you call a bulldog and a shih tzu? A bullshit.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shlt-zhu
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I went to a zoo and there were no people and there was one dog. It was a shih tzu.
