Short jokes
I get knocked down, but I get up again, as long as I have 46 chromosomes.
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Why couldn’t Billy go to school today?
The bus driver hit Sally.
I read a story about a rabbit being raised. It was a hare-raising tale!
My name is what orphans can never have.
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
What's the same with a controller and a woman?
They both work if you hit them.
Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?
Why do you say that?
Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
How do you spell "cognitive mess?"
J.O.E. B.I.D.E.N.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
What sank the Titanic?
GODZILLA!
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
"Everyone knows I love kids better than people."
- Joe Biden. (A.K.A. Pedo Peter.)
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
What's a suicidal person's favorite drink?
The depressay expressay.
Just kidding, bleach!