Short jokes
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
Koalas are awesome!
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
There was a man in a wheelchair, and he got knocked out in front of a bus. He had a wheelie good life!
When you think your mom's a virgin, then you stumble into the wrong closet.
I woke up on the floor this morning. I think I woke up on the wrong side though.
What do Asians and John Cena have in common? You can't see me!
How many South Africans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A Brazilian.
Of course Jesus wasn't a virgin! He obviously liked being nailed!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer!
Man: How tall is a penguin?
Bartender: About three foot, why?
Man: Oh shit, the Bible-bashing nuns! I fucking hit one!
Poor car.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Where did Tanner go during the 9/11 terrorist attack?
Everywhere.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
What's the difference between family and cats...
Cats won't abuse you at Christmas.
Why was Hitler a Baka at mathematics? Because he can only count to Nein.
Why do girls scratch their eyes in the morning?
Because they don't have another pair of balls.
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.