Short jokes
On this website, I just searched up "My jokes". In response, it said, "No jokes found." Wth.
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?
Kobe got air.
Whoever said that about me better pray!
freshfry, we need to talk now...
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
Why did the orphan scream "wolf"? Because people actually came back.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Who wants to laugh about life with me?
Is it just me, or everybody has a dark side, like a psycho side, and then you act like crazy for some reason?
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! 😘
Chat box hangout.
C'mon guys, I know I'm not the only bored one around here!
I'm bored. Someone wanna chat?
Bye!
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”