Short jokes
In Africa, in every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?
Call her on the phone.
What do you call a Spanish footballer without legs?
Gracias.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
I eat ass.
You know you have a domestic abuse problem when you beat your dick.
Why are retards good at basketball?
'Cause they dribble all the time!
There's a sexy milf that lives next door. The only thing better is her 8 Y/O.
TFW you're having sex with your German girlfriend and she won't stop telling you her age.
I have a vest. If I cut off my arms, it's a jacket!
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
A man goes to a motel room and sees a woman tied up and she said, "Help me please!" He had to do some forceful thinking.
What's the most horrifying video in the world?
Logan Paul vlogs.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?
Neither did she.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
My wife was run over.
What did the atom say to the other atom?
"Did you see the new Tron movie?"