Where do you go to get the best fish?
A restaurant on the Titanic.
Short Jokes
So I was watching TV, right? Then I f***ing got banged in the eye with either a remote or metal tongs. "WTF?"
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
Where did Sally go after the gunshot?
6 feet under.
*That is how deep they put the coffin...*
What has 10 wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
My step bro thought I was single and tried to take me, but I said, "I'm take." And guess what he did? He cried.
Why? Why would you do that?
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
I love teaching students
how to make them harm themselves.
What do Orphans say on Father's Day?
Well, not "Happy Father's Day."
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
When you can’t have Chinese food because you don’t have any pets,
just eat African food, you have plenty of neighbors!
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Very sad today. Found my pet mouse "Elvis" dead this morning. He was caught in a trap.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
The Virgin Mary wasn't a virgin; she was a prostitute. God raped her.
My name is Joe Biden, and I am running for US Senate.
