Short jokes
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
LAMO.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Sneed feed seed.
Formerly Chuck's!
When someone says "Did I ask?" say "Then why did you respond?"
What's a bison's favorite gun?
A PP Bizon.
What's a crazy man's favorite phrase when he has a knife?
"Freak out!"
What's the difference between crazy people and regular people?
We don't live in their heads.
What happens when animals do a squat?
It doesn't become pretty...
What did the big tree say to the little one? Grow a pear!
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
A... B... Sea?
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
-->[] go through the door if you can.
My friend is so short, whenever I dance with her, it’s like dancing with a golf tee.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.