Short jokes
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
My dignity to live.
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy!
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
Prankster kid: Knock knock.
Neighbor: Who's there?
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What do you call a prehistoric crow? Crow-Magnon.
Anyone here a spoon?
How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus.
Myself.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
So I went to the gym and I found a hymn.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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