Short jokes
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.
It couldn't answer.
Bob the builder.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words:
"You need to park a little closer."
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
I put the fun in funeral.
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
What do you call a priest meeting his illegal children?
A holy CUMmunion.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Asking for a friend, could anyone please tell me how to politely ask a question for a friend?
What do you call a midget born from precum?
"Half Nut!"
Chinese always proud of their principle in business.
The fact is only products they copy that go international, except for COVID.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
"It's Sunday evening!"
"No. It's Monday eve."
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.