Short jokes
I think I am a boomerang because I always come back to you.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
Eschew obfuscation.
What do you do when you finish a magazine in school?
Answer: You shoot it!
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
You could hold your breath for the rest of your life.
Think about it.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Hi my sweet friends! This is for everyone who needs help right now :)
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
Pull the pin and throw it back.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your Boyfriend.
Your Boyfriend who?
Your Boyfriend who doesn’t love you! Bye!
Twitch & YouTube revenue. Haha funny joke, eheh!
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
What are the similarities between a broken tire and me?
We were both caused by broken rubber.
So cinema.
What's the difference between your mom and a troll?
Nothing, they both look the same.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.