Short jokes
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
Glip gloop glap.
I love still things.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
What did the doctor say to the mother after delivering the baby? Sorry.
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
Biggest lie ever told: it was the cat.
Your dad must be a mailman.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
Are you choked?
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
"Knock knock."
"Come in."
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.