How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Short Jokes
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
What's wrong with 89?
You blow me and I owe you one.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Three gay guys walk into a bar.
There is only one stool left, what do they do?
They flip the stool over.
You wonder and you wonder. Grandma said you better go to bed now. Tell your dad and grandpa, and your dad and your mom.
What did the pond brother say to his lake sister?
"Oasis!" (Oh, hey sis!)
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
What did kings say when they were made king?
Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.
I lost my luggage at an airport once. I sued the airline, but I lost the case...
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Archer riddle has less atoms in his brain than he does in his dick, and his dick is 1/4 of a millimeter.
How to stop bullying?
Did you ever hear the story about the broken pencil?
That's okay. There is really no point to it.
Sugar Honey Ice Tea.
I FORGOT MY JOKE!
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
