Short jokes
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Tuxedos suit you.
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
4chan
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Keep calm and curry on!
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.