Short jokes
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
Why can't antelopes get married?
Because they can't elope.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
I love still things.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
Why don’t alligators grow up to 15 feet?
They only have 4.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why tie when you can knot?
Snort poo poo.