Short jokes
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
What the hell is this website? Do you all think these jokes are funny?
I don't see why Africans complain about not having water. They have free chocolate milk.
Why do people shake cigarette boxes?
To wake up the cancer.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
Roses are red, the sky is blue, what do you do? Oh, never mind, I'm not homo like you.
All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
What is a rabbit's favorite type of jewelry?
Carats.
How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box?
A blender.
How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
Have you heard about the animal that was made of a human hand?
It's an ARMadillo.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purr-ple.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
What is a cow's favorite water sport?
Ca-MOO-ing!
Why was 9 afraid of 20?
Because 28, 29.
All these sea monster jokes are just kraken me up.
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
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