Short jokes
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
The Nazis.
Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
Why did Sally fall dead?
Because she was on top of a tower and fell because she had no arms. Hahahahaha!
No one.
Absolutely no one.
The History Channel at 11:00 PM: Who really killed JFK?
What's gassy and as cold as ice? Uranus.
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense.)
Texans: Don't mess with Texas.
*snows 1 inch*
Texans: Please help us, President Biden!
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
What did one condom say to the other condom as they were passing a gay bar? "Let's go get shit faced!"
You wanna know why the Titanic was split in half? The iceberg hit it from the front and back.
What did Sally get for her 18th birthday? A brick.
Why did she get a brick? She hit 18.
"SCOOT WANT TAXI!" Ok, maybe I do but can't make it there because yo mama is so fat he can't hear me on the other side.
"Confucius say: Man go asy, full retard. It's an art, a weapon, and a lifestyle. Once you go full retard, there is no going back."
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
There’s no "I" in "sex," but there’s a "U" in "cum."