Short jokes
I got hit by a bus.
But the bus was my ex.
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Did you hear about the two burglars that stole a calendar?
I hear they got six months each.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
There's only one gender. Women are property.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
"and i oop"
Why do giraffes have such long necks?
Because their feet smell!
I got a joke.
Allahu Akbar!
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Q: What type of mother gives their daughter sperm? A: A furry mother.
Yes.
Why did the orphan run into the street? To get to the other side of life.
Boy, look at your hair. It be looking like the McDonald's symbol.
If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.
I could never forget my grandfather's last words. "Stop shaking the ladd-"
My wife still misses me...
But her aim is getting better!