Short jokes

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.

My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

Guys, I know how to stop racism. Delete the word "racism." People can't be something that doesn't exist.

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

Why do women have two sets of lips?

I kiss both.

For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?

"Wrap it up!"

A riddle: My enemy is the Joker, I'm black and I help to save Gotham City. Who am I?

What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?

"Yo, chill!"

If LEO were a spice, she’d be flour... BLAND and FORGETTABLE!

If laughter is contagious, LEO is immune.

What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?

Malaysia Flight 370.

I read the chapter of numbers, but nowhere did I ever see your number.

I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.

Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?

Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."

Wanna play dolls?

I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.