Short jokes
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
So I was visiting my friends Timmy and Tommy at the phone store and I said, "A. T&T!"
Does your cat scratch you?
Yeah, I need [to] give him payback, but now he won't respond.
I like my dynamite like I like my woman: hot and ready to explode.
Why tie when you can knot?
Snort poo poo.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.