The Bright Side of Being an Orphan

Hey, listen up, smarty-pants! So, like, being an orphan ain't exactly a party, right? But this joke says it's good 'cause you get the whole family-sized bag of whatever to yourself. It's funny 'cause it's messed up, but also kinda true, ya know? You probably don't get it because you probably got a big family, and the only thing you are eating is your own boogers.