Short jokes
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"
The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"
Glip gloop glap.
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
Do chiropractors have to pay back taxes?
Only when they file jointly.
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
F66666666666666666666666666
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
How do chemists laugh?
HeHe.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."