Short jokes

Short jokes

Student

Student: Why does everyone hate me?

Another student: Because U got the A last night.

Pressure

Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?

It was too much pressure.

Fish

Two fish in a bowl. First fish asks, "Haven't I seen you around here before?"

The second fish replies, "F**k me, a talking fish!"

Coal

To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.

Brother

My brothers kept annoying me.

I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.

It was an empty threat—right after I was done.

Baby

How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?

With a blender.

Royal

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They're usually in bread.