Short jokes
What do you call two Hispanics with Parkinson's disease?
Maracas.
Q: Where do you bury the people killed in 9/11?
A: It's already done for you.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What happens to teeth when they go in water?
Bro, I dunno, they get wet?
Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
"Why couldn’t the DJ keep any of the fish he caught?
He kept dropping the bass."
Dating a girl and studying mathematics, both give a headache.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Jacob likes fucking me and my mom.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Two friends fighting.
Friend 3: "Cut it out, you two!"
Friend 4: "It wouldn't help if they cut it out... Believe me... I've tried..."
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.