Short jokes

How do terrorists feed their kids?

"Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second one."

You will find Taylor Swift on the streets before you find your hairline.

Orphans get family-sized chips for free.

How are my sister‘s legs and peanut butter alike?\n\nThey’re both smooth and easy to spread.

What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?

One is glowing and the other is blowing.

Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.

Hello explain bear my love 💕💕

A black cat will be racist next.

Your mom has quite the mouth on her.

As I found out last night. Oh, what a night!! 😏 😉 😜

My grandad and your hairline go way back.

This bitch got mad at me because I couldn’t last four strokes. My grandpa didn’t even survive one.

What does a physicist call it when a suicidal person is high up? Potential energy.

It's always the little things that make us laugh.

Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!

Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!

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Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a room with rubber rats. Rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once...

There is a joke that did not enter this page... Why? She is afraid they will laugh at her!

There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling!”

There was someone who slept late... he missed the dream!