Short jokes
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Rat
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
I have a joke about construction.
I'm still working on it.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Tenzin is a sublime charlatan.
- Harib 2019
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
How do you fit a hundred babies into a small bucket?
With a blender.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
What does the chicken say when he didn't understand something?
"What hap-HENd?"
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?