Arms.
Short Jokes
Why couldn’t the guy make bubbles?
He couldn’t find the right solution.
Try to make a joke, but not about yourself.
Well, I have nothing.
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. He said, "Get your paws off my toy!"
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
Why did the steward not receive his passport? Because his face was not valid!
Someone handed me a knife the other day and told me that it was very smart.
I made sure it didn't outsmart me.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
How can you help a llama on holiday?
Alpaca your bags.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Year 10 English.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
You are quite [something].
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Teacher: What’s 2+2?
Jimmy: 2+2=feEesh
Teacher: Well, Jimmy I can see you're going places, not college, but places.
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Believe in unicorns, and they'll believe in you!
Which legendary Dutch wanderer slept for twenty years, except when he got up to pee?
Rip Van Tinkle.
