Short jokes
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
No, Stephen Hawking wasn't the first man to walk on the moon.
"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Run, bestie, run!
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
I caught my wife cheating on me.
I beat my son and grounded him.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Why would the chicken not cross the road?
Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)