Short jokes

Short jokes

Twin

"We can't go under... We can't go over... Oh no, we got to go through it!"

Baby

What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|

Life

Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!

Momma

Yo momma so fat, when she pulled out the chair, it screamed and broke itself.

Song

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

Orphan

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

Life

This is not really a joke, but it's a question.

If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?

Ball

Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!

Dad

What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?

They are both off the map.

Orphan

What does an orphan and a dog have in common?

Both got taken from their parents.

Wife

I caught my wife cheating on me.

I beat my son and grounded him.

Life

Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.

Orphan

I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.

Chicken

Why would the chicken not cross the road?

Because it's too old. (The joke is old.) (The chicken is old.)