Short jokes
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
I was walking with my black best friend, and he was meeting my parents, and after I got there, they said, "Who's this?" I said, "Well, I own him."
Five more days.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.
How did a man know his wife died?
Dishis start piling up.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.