Short jokes
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
IBC.
IBC who?
I'll be seeing you later.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
What's the slowest train in the world? A slow coach!
How does a train dance?
It bogies!
You're so ugly that I choked and died.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
I had morning wood one day. Then my sister saw it and said, "I can help!"
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
When you are sitting outside at school and this boy comes up to you with a rock in his hand and says, "Do you know where Mrs. Stewart is at?"
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
Bowling is like child support: it involves balls.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
I constantly wonder how people can live happily ever after, but then I realized that antidepressants don't make you OD.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.