Short jokes
Ryan.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
A man walks into a bar. The corrections officer says, "Usually we open the cell before you go in, now stop bleeding on my floor!"
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
*Ring Ring!*
Who’s there?
Soldier!
Soldier who?
You’ve soldier house! Congrats!
waHt
We’ll be back.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite sport? Dodge balls.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
LAMO.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
What's worse than 5 babies in a dumpster?
5 dumpsters in a baby.
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I would tell you my jokes about pogs, but they would eventually get too boar-ing.
Why did the orphan go to the woods? To take a *what*?
I know I've changed my name from tj to selfish king but know it's gunna be selfishking#781.
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)