Short jokes

What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.

Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a Hot Wheels car.

When I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than me, it's always a nut shot.

Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?

They'll say "yea."

I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there were too many steps to it.

I'm emo, by the way.

I told my friend you should definitely quit smoking, but he could not find me because he was already up in flames.

I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.

George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air

Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!

I hate when my father doesn't cook me cocktails for tea.

You're more uglier.

Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

I hate orange, but that always juice back.

My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."