Short jokes
I bribbled a kid and he was bribbled hem so hard that his balls came off.
On the plus side, Nicola Bulley no longer has a problem with alcohol.
My Mrs is going to hit the roof when she realizes I've replaced the bed with a trampoline!
My friend went to buy some milk, why is she not back yet?
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
I've got a job defusing landmines.
It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What did the farmer say to the doll?
You death baby doll.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Why are Elmo’s jealous of lights?
Lights are hanging.
What’s the difference between orphans and cars?
I don’t have 1080 cars in my basement.
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.