My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
Short Jokes
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Who are voting for this election? I'm voting for Tricity, so vote for Tricity. Electricity!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, you wouldn't get it.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
I work at a tire shop.
I'm pretty tired.
My dignity to live.
Patient: Doctor, I feel like a needle.
Doctor: I see your point!
Tuxedos suit you.
/setblock minecraft_morbid_joke
/playsound pained_laugh
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
You are a joke.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
What did the first skeleton say to the second skeleton?
I need to get new shoes; one of these isn’t right.
