Short jokes

When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.

When your plane heads for New York...

Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.

McDonald's has a drive through.

Twin Towers has a fly through.

Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.

Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!

These jokes have a good build up, but in the end, they all come crashing down.

Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.

Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.

(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?

I was going to post a Kobe Briant joke, but the site crashed.

What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.

What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?

When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.

What's the difference between a Baptist and a rapist? The priests.

Now I know what my priest meant by the second coming!

My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!

What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.

Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?

A: Pregnant.

For 9/11, I decided to bomb my twins.