Short jokes
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
The sexy towers are just like my sexy toes because when I crashed a plane into the tower, it burned and bled.
Q: How do you know when Putin is lying?
A: His lips move.
Q: How do you know when someone is an opposition leader to Putin?
A: When they are falling from their balcony.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Twins.
Twins who?
Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.
#RIPBOZO
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
When does a Pentagon have 4 sides? When it's intercepted by a plane.
"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
What are the similarities between BTC and 9/11? They both crashed down.
When your plane heads for New York...
Have you heard the 9/11 joke yet?... It was pretty fire.
You know what I said to the chair? "Sit!" But it didn't move. Hahaha!
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!