Short jokes
The ball kept getting bigger and bigger...
And then it hit me.
What do ninjas and depressed people have in common?
They're always cutting.
My friend said that gay people existed 10 years ago.
He can tell the future.
If you think of a president as your king, then the USA got checkmated on November 22nd, 1963.
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
It's not a joke.
What superhero will orphans never understand?
Homelander.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
I can't believe this!
Pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
Sister: You're so stupid.
Me: Calling me stupid doesn't make you any smarter!
Plastic bags look like you, dirty and fake.
Helen Keller: *Gets knocked to the floor*
Helen Keller (in her head): "Wow, I didn't see that coming!"
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Keep yourself safe!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
Racism.
Iron jug.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.