Short jokes
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
I used to hate foot fungus, but now it's growing on me.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
South Tower: Man, that was da bomb.
North Tower: No, that was da plane.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
Why did the house go to the doctor?
Because it had a window pane.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.