Short jokes

Short jokes

Dog

What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?

NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!

Orphanage

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

Mom

Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.

Nun

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

Page

Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.

Bet

Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?

They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.

Tower

Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?

Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.

Dog

Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?

Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?

Cat

How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.