Short jokes
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
How many skinny people can fit in a tub? I don't know; they keep slipping down the drain.
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.
So I got another one free of charge.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
I bought this happy birthday card for this orphan.
To: The Orphan
From: ______
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why is the blind kid popular?
He can't see the middle fingers.
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
Imagine. Kobe could not.
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What does lmao mean? Laughing miles.
My tower is hard, but after six minutes, it fell over.
You're so fat that when you went outside, you broke the 2-meter rule for COVID.