Short jokes
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
What happens at the orphanage be like:
The orphans: “HE IS THE MESSIAH!”
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
What did the spectator miss when going to the toilet?
The entire English innings.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? Because he's a pain in the neck.
The Twin Towers were like a woman stuck in the washer machine. They both got freed.
Chimichanga.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
You're so ugly, you have trick-or-treat on the phone!
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.
Why do shows have a family? Because they are "Pair-rents"!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.