Short jokes
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
What do you call a dead black plantation worker? Fertilizer.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.
What are emos' favorite TV show theme song?
Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip!
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
My grandmother made her passage on a boat. The thing wasn’t the only thing that went down.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?
She keeps on running from the ball.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
How did "Bloody Mary" become a thing?
Because her husband beat her bloody when she didn't stay in the kitchen.
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What is an oven that you don’t own? Nacho oven.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
We should stop being mean to orphans.
We should be cruel instead.