Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
Short Jokes
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
What did the iceberg say to the firefighter?
"Come close and I’ll knock you out cold!"
Austin Nash
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
I love still things.
For some reason, quarks sound really strange to me.
Why didn't the boy want to read "2000 Leagues Under the Sea"?
It was too much pressure.
"Scoop pa tun manaa?"
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke.
Are you a toaster?
Glip gloop glap.
To spite Santa and Greta Thunberg, I'm burning the coal I got for Christmas.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
What did the pirate say to Argon?
Ar!
