Short jokes
Your hairline is so deep that we measure it in metres.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
My hair goes just onto my collar bones. WOW! That's longer than I'll live.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.
What's the smartest insect? A spelling bee!
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Your mum's hairline was so big that Dora the Explorer could not find it.
Why are Liverpool not disabled friendly?
They never walk alone.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.